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 ...All taken from the same movie. The movie known as Johnny Mnemonic.
On a hunch, I rented this 1995 film starring Keanu Reeves, the inimitable Ice-T, some random woman who was never in anything else, Henry Rollins, and, most importantly, star of He-Man Dolph Lundgren. But it wasn't the stellar cast that drew me into renting this film. Rather, the thrilling plot. Johnny M is a guy with an internal memory of, wait for it, 80 whole gigabytes, who somehow uploads...
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 Swedish airport officials were "not amused" when a television prank show tried to check a bag that contained a dwarf inside of it. They didn't press charges, but they said they were "shocked and humiliated" by the stunt. Shocked and humiliated? Don't you mean delighted and amazed??? I realize we're living in an age of sensitive airport times. But it's not like he had a bomb strapped to his chest. Though I do wonder, can a dwarf be considered a liquid and/or gel?
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If you think the weirdest thing you'll see in the following people is a group of women doing yoga with their dogs on The Mike & Juliet Show, think again. The weirdest thing, it turns out, is that one woman burns off double the calories swapping spit with her pooch. And while it looks like the dog is having a blast, there's a single look he gives the camera that is a pretty obvious cry for help.
So please, I hope you enjoy this instructional "Doga" video as much as I did.
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Mariah Carey visited the BET studios to make an appearance on 106th and Park. And uhh... what's a... what's that peekin' up from over Mimi's shoulder there? Is that...
 KILLER F**KING ELMO? No, really, is Sesame Street releasing a Murder Mimi Elmo, where he goes on a murderous rampage while endlessly cackling about the blood matting his fur? Because, if so, genius marketing campaign guys.
Sadly, this isn't the case. The Stalker Elmo Mystery is revealed after the cut. It's some girl's hat. ...
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What's next, Paul F. Tompkins wearing this?
He also looks like Phil Spector now. Hm.
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Back in the 80's, some of us kids were shown a series of videos educating them about how to use the library, called Tomes & Talismans. The basic plot is about a post-apocalyptic society (the earth has been taken over by a race of people called "Wipers" whose favorite pastime is "the disruption of all communication and data technology"), and the earth's last librarian and a group of youngsters must fill the last earth library - because today, all humans will evacuate the planet and head for the "white crystal solar system." Are you excited yet? You should...
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 - A report claims that Angelina Jolie was impregnated with her twins through in vitro fertilization. In vitro, it turns out, is Italian for "really hot gorgeous sex."
- In the meantime, the paparazzi and guards at Angelina and Brad's Parisian compound have taken to reenacting the landing at Normandy.
- Are you ready for Goth? MTV has chosen British comedic sensation Russell Brand to host the MTV Movie Awards. I really hope I don't sound like...
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While you were seeing The Dark Knight for the eight time, someone was having the Best Night Ever! Stop being so serious with Craig Rowin as he brings you the best TV moments of Thursday night with Last Comic Standing, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader, So You Think You Can Dance, and Greatest American Dog! Hey, you're like the Joker! All that's left in your pockets is knives and lint. And no money. No more money.
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 - DARK KNIGHTCLUB: Heath Ledger's father will finish the construction of his son's nautical-themed bar in Brooklyn, WC. I really think this bar should win a Best Supporting Bar Award, and I am not just saying that because he died. (Down By The Hipster)
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